What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
13.06.2025 08:57
Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?
Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”
Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.
Can you tell me a depressing story?
Do you know what she said mum?
About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.
What do you mean son?
What methods do private investigators use to investigate someone in real life?
What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?
What! how could you do that?
“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”
Why didn't people like the Game of Thrones ending?
So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.
My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”
Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.
If you received hand-me-downs as a child, how did they make you feel?
True - how I loved my mum!
Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!
“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”
She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”